The Common Scold: ANDY'S BACK

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The Common Scold is named after a cause of action that originated in Pilgrim days, when meddlesome, argumentative, opinionated women who displeased the Puritan elders were punished by a brisk dunk in the local pond. Believe it or not, the tort lasted until 1972, when State v. Palendrano, 120 N.J. Super. 336, 293 A.2d 747 (N.J.Super.L., Jul 13, 1972) pretty much put it to rest. But the thought of those feisty women, not afraid of a little cold water, has always cheered me up and inspired me. I first used the moniker as the name of my humor column at the University of San Francisco School of Law many moons ago, and revive it now for this blawg!

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ANDY'S BACK

Whoppeee... the staring contest is over. Pettite's back --- $5.5M 1 yr, with incentives that could bring it to $12M.

YEAHHHHHHH 411 here.

P.S. - Cash, now couldja please put Joba where he belongs: as set-up and successor to Mo!

January 26, 2009 in Baseball / Yankees | Permalink

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Exactly right - put him back in the pen where he belongs - 8th and 9th innings will be lights out!

A good job by Joba!

Posted by: Brett Owens | Feb 10, 2009 12:48:11 AM

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