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The Common Scold is named after a cause of action that originated in Pilgrim days, when meddlesome, argumentative, opinionated women who displeased the Puritan elders were punished by a brisk dunk in the local pond. Believe it or not, the tort lasted until 1972, when State v. Palendrano, 120 N.J. Super. 336, 293 A.2d 747 (N.J.Super.L., Jul 13, 1972) pretty much put it to rest. But the thought of those feisty women, not afraid of a little cold water, has always cheered me up and inspired me. I first used the moniker as the name of my humor column at the University of San Francisco School of Law many moons ago, and revive it now for this blawg!

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LAWYERS APPRECIATE....

The fabulous Tom Collins and Rick George "tapped" me to participate in the "Lawyers Appreciate" chain-post of goodwill.

Here's mine:

Lawyers appreciate: a December sunset on Lake Wonoscopomac that creates nuances of blue, and pink-cream clouds; the joys of talk and silence; a winter day curled up on the sofa with the dog and cat; peppermint ice cream; James Taylor’s liquid silk voice; Manhattan’s surprises and Princeville’s green.

Wishing you a happy, joyful, healthy, peaceful, surprising New Year.

I tap Robert Ambrogi, Ernie Svenson, and the gang at Preston Gates.

December 29, 2006 in Etc. | Permalink

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