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The Common Scold is named after a cause of action that originated in Pilgrim days, when meddlesome, argumentative, opinionated women who displeased the Puritan elders were punished by a brisk dunk in the local pond. Believe it or not, the tort lasted until 1972, when State v. Palendrano, 120 N.J. Super. 336, 293 A.2d 747 (N.J.Super.L., Jul 13, 1972) pretty much put it to rest. But the thought of those feisty women, not afraid of a little cold water, has always cheered me up and inspired me. I first used the moniker as the name of my humor column at the University of San Francisco School of Law many moons ago, and revive it now for this blawg!


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PUSHY PUSHY

Sales3 My favorite NYC law firm exec checks in with another real life story about a bonehead tech salesperson. Here's her recap. I'll call her Jane Smith:

Had one of those vendor voicemail messages: "Partner X told me to call you."

I returned call and introduced myself as Mrs. Smith.

He started right in, "Jane, I'll be in your building tomorrow, and can see you for only 10 minutes."

I said, "Send me information by mail with your best pricing guesses."

He said: "I'll send by e-mail."

I said: "I don't want you to clog my e-mail. I'll read and call if I am interested."

He said: "I'll stop by tomorrow."

I said: "Listen: Send me your stuff. I'll call if I'm interested. I understand what you're selling."

He said: "Are you sure I can't send by e-mail."

Hangup.

And you wonder why so many tech vendors go bankrupt!

Vendors: Step one: DO NOT CALL US BY OUR FIRST NAME UNTIL YOU ARE INVITED TO DO SO. Especially women! It's perceived as sexist.

Step two: LISTEN to the response you are getting. If you respond accordingly, you will have a better chance of actually making the sale!

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