NOOOOOO BOOMER!

Sigh... Say It Ain't So: Bad boy David Wells has agreed to join The Idiots. Oh well... I know it was a long shot that he'd come back to the Bronx. As much as he is a fan favorite, it was no secret that Wells was, um, er, disruptive in the clubhouse. So he'll fit right in with the Sox, assuming he can pass the physical. Somehow, I don't think he'll get the same warm applause next year when he shows up at The Stadium like he got in June 2004 as a Padre. Maybe he'll bring a little class to Fenway -- I don't see him cutting his toenails in the dugout like Damon did during the WS. (Yeah, yeah, meow.)

BTW, if you are a baseball junkie, his book is fascinating. Especially his recollections of his hysterical 2001 skit on Saturday Night Live where he and David Cone dressed up as groupies and hassled the Yankee "wives" (including Derek Jeter as as "Candy Soriano.") One of SNL's finest moments. :)